Detroit

A lawless place where you cannot own anything.

They stole my fucking porch. Can't have shit in Detroit.

by Ranch Me Brotendo May 25, 2022

Detroit Piston

The act of performing pile driver on a woman in reverse except in her ass.

Hey honey can you please perforn the Detroit Piston on me tonight?

by Bradyballs November 15, 2019

Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024

Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.

Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.

by ccbigboy December 9, 2024

New Detroit

Another nickname coined for Chicago, Illinois given how it’s gotten on the verge of becoming like Detroit.

I’m thinking about moving to Texas because this city is turning into New Detroit.

by Zero2infinity April 21, 2023

Detroit

Where white hipsters go to die.

Hipsters: You know what ? I'm sick and tired of living in LA! I'm going to go help reconstruct Detroit's economy by opening a local coffee shop that only serves organic, fair trade coffee and sell local, local, organic, gluten free pastries! I'm then going to tell all my friends how I'm saving the city!

by herpasaurus rex September 23, 2016

Detroit Churro

A Detroit Churro is when you are doing a Cleveland Steamer and before the log drops you move your ass to drag it across her lips in a Dirty Sanchez fashion.

That bitch is so nasty she licked her lips after I gave her a corn-filled Detroit Churro.

by I Suck as a Human June 2, 2022