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danger smoke

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.
Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!
by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009
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dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.
Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.
by daboyyy July 22, 2011
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Daner

Hold on Dawg, let me throw on the daner right quick.
by WerdzMyth May 9, 2018
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danger muffin

A woman with an STD.
Kate is so hot, but unfortunately she's a danger muffin.
by livemusic May 13, 2018
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Net Dangerous

Shooting such a good swish that the basketball upon hitting the ground has enough spin from the net to comes back to you.
And for the 342nd straight time Robby is Net Dangerous.
by Robby January 2, 2005
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Ranger Dangering

Having a kickass offroad adventure in a Ford Ranger or multiple Ford Rangers; with or without people in the bed of the truck
Garrett: "Hey guys, wanna go Ranger Dangering after school?"

Brady: "Hell yeah bro!"

Garrett: "Cool, tell Luke to bring his Ranger too!"
by YotaTRD April 10, 2011
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circle of danger

Homoerotic game where male participants stand in a circle and masturbate. Players take turns to call out 'circle of danger' to which another player must dash through the circle - hence risking the danger. If two players try to run the circle they must alternatively give a blow-job to the player who called 'circle of danger' in the first place.
It's a bit four-six in here, anyone for a round of circle of danger?
by Matt O Williams January 6, 2009
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