dakota

so hot, wanna smash hes so fine lord have mercy

"did you see dakota"
"yeah hes so fine"

by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota

dakota is a fucking millie bobby brown simp. if u saw her u would too. fuck you vinny.

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.

by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.

Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."

by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025

Dakota

A girl who prays on young boys, preferably 15 years old.

Youre such a Dakota, imagine being 18 dating a 15 year old.

by The_Toaster12 December 9, 2022

South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !

Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025

Dakota

The most amazing and perfect girl you’ll ever meet, she’ll make you smile when you don’t want to abs make everything feel great. She will listen when you need her to and gives great advice

She also has a fat bunda

Guy 1: look at her bunda it fuck fantastic

Guy 2: yea that’s Dakota

by Jonnylongshlong November 7, 2021