Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence

Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps

by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

Desert View Elementary

Desert View Elementary is the worst school in New Mexico And I suggest u to not put ur kid in that school.

Desert View Elementaryis the worst school in New Mexico.

by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019

Desert View Elementary

The worst school in New Mexico and i suggest you not to put your kid in that school

Desert View Elementary is the worst school.

by Call me daddy 4206921666 May 22, 2019

Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗

E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW

by i_love_you_💗 June 15, 2019

desert wanderer

when a guy after sex (or a wank) goes to the toilet and aims his dick at the water and then pisses everywhere except the water

went to the dunny at her parents house after stealth-fucking and missed the water. it was a total desert wanderer piss.

by ^^!$#@ October 7, 2019

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020