Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.
I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?
Me: That's my Decker
Girl: Wooow where can I get one?
Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
Me: That's my Decker
Girl: Wooow where can I get one?
Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013
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Naming someone a El Decko means they reached the retardation level of smashing apples on your forehead and saying every meme is a spicy one
You're such an El Decko
by El Domico December 12, 2016
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Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.
Nora: :O
Nora: :O
by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012
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Get the jonny decker mug."The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."
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