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Dirty Dayton

When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton
by anonymous7539274 April 16, 2020
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The Daltonator

passing beer from the females mouth to the males mouth, then proceeding to spit the beer into the females vagina and then continuing to eat her out until the beer is gone.
Last night i was so drunk that i performed the daltonator that one girl.
by Patric Vanlose March 11, 2009
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university of dayton

1) A white trash school in Dayton, Ohio.
2) The only division 1 school within a 100 mile radius of Cincinnati to not make a post-season tournament in 2007.
3) A small Dayton school with a sewer as a stadium
4) An inferior version of Wright State
5) A school content with losing
6) A school who's mascot is a blind Frenchman
7) A bastion of mental and physical deficiency.
8) A small junior college in Dayton, Ohio.
9) A school that will be better, next year.
If you want to work at McDonald's all your life, go to the University of Dayton.

The University of Dayton, when your best still isn't good enough.

The University of Dayton, where next year is always better.
by Setzer Cole June 2, 2007
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Daeton

A nice guy but has a problem with constantly hitting people. Extremely aggressive and hard to read but seems like a decent human. Doesn't show emotion well but it's ok because he probably actually cares a lot. Very funny, laughs at almost everything. Is a people person and has a lot of friends, people usually like them as a person. Thinks he's always right(is usually right) and is very stubborn also feels the need to question everything you do but it's ok cuz it's funny sometimes.
Girl: OMG it's Daeton.
Daeton: Ya idk ya.
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm1313131331313131 January 13, 2020
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Dayton Ascot

When a girl periods on a guy's neck.
After months of enduring countless Cincinnati Bow-ties from her boyfriend, he finally let her give him a Dayton Ascot.
by Nicb1rd October 27, 2011
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Dayton Ryan

the sweetest, nicest guy you will ever meet. He is hot and adorable. though he can be sort of mean at times but always knows exactly what to say and do. He is the perfect boyfriend
Brenda: giiiirl, that kid Dayton Ryan is sooo amazing!

Miranda: I know! hes like, perfect!
by hellokittttttty December 4, 2011
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dayton dust cloud

When in the act of making romance, you pour a heap of -cinnamon onto the subjects who-ha, and punch her in the stomach. This will result in said skirt's hole, coughing, creating a cloud of brown puff.
I went to parent teacher conferences, and I took Ms. Fluff into the broom closet and with much reluctance, gave her a Dayton Dust Cloud.
by Dr. Steelhammer January 11, 2012
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