deadbeat dad

A fucking ass hole point blank .

My Dad , MAYBE your dad , the guy next to you on the highway

by Femme Fatale 007 February 21, 2004

Dad's sausage

Another phrase/word for the penis of your dad
referring to incest act

this phrase is famously used by We R aussies the Yahoo user troll

your dad's sausage penis sausages dad

by dad's sausages lover July 9, 2011

Hockey dad

One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.

That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.

by TV CAR March 5, 2010

dad-gummit

dagnamit, Humorous, less profane variation on damnit.

Wipe your nose, dad-gummit.

by Reuel Titus October 21, 2003

ur dad

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.

Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"

by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006

internet dad

Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.

My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.

by egrill137 June 18, 2018

dad mode

1. A state of intense grief characterized by a ridiculously violent reaction to a son's death. First used in conjunction with Captain Artemis' violent response to the death of his son Astinos in the film 300. Also known as 300 dad mode.

2. The act of killing a bunch of Covenant at close range in a Halo: Reach firefight. Often involves the shotgun.

1. My favorite part in 300 is when the guy goes dad mode and then kills that one Persian with his forearm.

2. I went dad mode on the regular elites and got Buck Wild but then they sent the fucking whites and I got owned.

by Deion from Hedrick October 4, 2012