The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.
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a group of the first black jews around: ty tucker and ZOLTAN. also claiming to be 'pimps' but still remain 2 of the biggest virgins around, and generally do not know how to lick a pussy when it is placed in front of their face. C
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This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
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To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
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From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
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From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
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