Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Cricket

The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.

I can’t wait to cricket tonight

by Cricket804 December 29, 2019

Roosters to Crickets

Go hard from Sun up to sundown

Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!

by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022

Cricket

A insect the lives in nature.

“The crickets where chirping outside during the night.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024