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Cricket

A beautiful dark haired girl thats all that.
Wow, have you met Carrie yet? Shes a total Cricket.
by Carpricorns December March 20, 2019
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Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
by AuntieMC October 10, 2021
mugGet the Cricket Manmug.

Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020
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Cricketing

The act of rubbing your feet together while sitting on the edge of a bed for the purpose of removing debris from your feet
She’s cricketing to keep the bed clean longer.
by Frankie_fry December 9, 2023
mugGet the Cricketingmug.

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.
The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket
by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022
mugGet the Lick the cricketmug.

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
mugGet the ditch cricketmug.

crickets

When in a social media setting (FB, Twitter) etc... the original poster sends out something and is asked for people to respond in kind. Depending on the political/social view of the original poster or others who are of the same mindset- are posting- then an opposing view is published with reliable facts to back up the response. Then in true fashion when facts don't matter over "feelings" these crickets stop responding because they know they have been exposed.
Hey Mary... I noticed that in my response to your fake article that has ben exposed, you did not respond to the facts I (and others) have sent you to respond to? I am guessing you must just be one of those crickets who just can't use facts over feelings?
by JerseyBorn55 April 16, 2017
mugGet the cricketsmug.

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