Jordan de Craig

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious

Even though everyone knows she is gay she is still Jordan de Craig

by Bvdfbbcfn February 21, 2023

Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 03, 2019

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 07, 2019

craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world

Craig wilkins is super hoy

by Medopedo April 18, 2021

Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

by happyfling September 15, 2011

Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.

He is So like a Johnathon Craig

by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019