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cosmicduke

Cosmicduke is a name and a unique one at that. As a name, it has no inherent qualities or characteristics, but it can evoke certain associations or impressions, as I mentioned in my previous message.
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by cosmicduke January 17, 2023
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Cosmo

When you meet a guy online and ask him to send you benzodiazepines via mail, then invite him to Berlin, feed him said benzos and call police on him, making an absolute fool of yourself in the process.
Did you hear Alice pulled a Cosmo again?

No way! Who?

The Bear!

No way, that guy is a true friend. I’m sorry, Bear!
by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023
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Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
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Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
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Cosmic Crush

The act of being killed or incapacitated due to the intense gamma radiation emitted from Cosmic Fear Mode Garou.
Although he was a powerful Saiyan, Goku couldn't endured being Cosmic Crushed by Garou.
by Quanftw March 29, 2023
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CosmicX

When you fumble to impress a bitch by comparing her to the nerdiest shit ever. Typically used by males with low sperm count, who use it as either an intimidation tactic, or a strange compliment. It's unknown what exactly it means, the name may be a pun of sounding like a rocket-shaped penis, this is supported by being accompanied by the phrase "blasting off" in some places, and has been the star of shitty fake home videos.

It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.

Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
"Those boobs made me CosmicX, blasting off, if you know what i mean."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
by Joshua James Ward April 15, 2023
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Cosmic douma

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023
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