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ICE is coming

Similar to the Mexican lawn mower. The act of using anal beads and letting them marinate (particularly a Latino). Then someone holds on to the end of the anal beads and the person with them in runs away as the person holding the end yells “ICE IS COMING”.
“NICK ICE IS COMING!” *Nick runs away as the anal beads come out.
by 1pickle1 June 13, 2025
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the downfall is coming

A corny phrase someone use when they're about to crash out, an event which will lead to their ultimate demise.
Me: Damn, she just turned down your creepy advances.

Moron: I saw. The downfall is coming.

*Moron gets deleted*
by Ivan Jakinov June 26, 2025
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The Fog Is Coming

An internet meme associated with the date March 13, 2026, that a dangerous fog will consume everybody. The fog causes memory loss, confusion, nausea, and paralysis once it has reached you. The fog is coming
CraZy guy: "THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING MARCH 13, 2026"

Mom: "Billy keep walking don't look at him"
by undecillion December 1, 2025
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Sailor Moon is coming to visit is a very family friendly yet unusual euphemism for a teenage girl’s period.
Hey Miss Marianna, Sailor Moon is coming to visit you!
by Snapper2001 December 23, 2025
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Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence
Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”
by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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