When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.
Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!
Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!
by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022
Get the Cone mug.(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
by Lick my rose November 11, 2019
Get the Jersey Shore Snow Cone mug.A traffic cone that you adopt and take from the cold dark world, you then give it shelter, food, a blanket, and a name, in this case “Quthi” you then traumatize the cone indirectly through other scandalous and PG13 activities. Introduce your Quthi Cone then to different vices like drugs and alcohol, at this point it is possible your quthi cone may start to “run the streets on these hoes” in other words the Cone May exhibit signs of pimping other cones, however do not stress the technique it is all normal in the life of a Quthi cone, leave to Queens or manhattan often and leave the Quthi Cone to its own devices with your racist roomate , Quthi Cone is a movement for all cones alll sizes and all colors . Live on Quthi Cone, but for now go straight to sleep.
by Quthi Cone June 20, 2020
Get the Quthi Cone mug.A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
Get the Traffic Cone mug.Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.
by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017
Get the Smoking pine cones mug.A paper cone that is flicked from the fingers so it sticks into a soft drop-down ceiling.
See also walrus, coning
See also walrus, coning
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
Get the cone mug.biggest insult to fat people.
bottom built means your vertically and horizontally fat and stink deeply.
the cone part makes it more of an insult bc yur addicted to food.
bottom built means your vertically and horizontally fat and stink deeply.
the cone part makes it more of an insult bc yur addicted to food.
"shut up you zogulam bottom built cone"
"what does that even mean"
"it means you're fat asf and needs a rehab for your fat ass addiction to food."
"what does that even mean"
"it means you're fat asf and needs a rehab for your fat ass addiction to food."
by N3SSUN0 January 21, 2024
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