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Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex

A Landover Baptist subsidiary. A sprawling 1600 acre tobacco farm located in central North Carolina with an on-site Bible resource center. Marshall is the ranking True Christian in the Compound.
"After the latest attack by hippies, the Wiseman Compound and Bible Complex found it necessary to electrify the northern fenceline."
by Marshall TC October 23, 2005
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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complex cookie

A differcult person to understand at times, one who wants you to understand that her yes maybe a no and her no maybe a yes

this expessions relates to lady who l know and try to understand and who l care about a lot
1/ do you fancy going out tonight... no she says
but means yes l do but its up to you to tell me

2/ shall l come round to tonight ... up to you she says .... you don,t your in shit big time
by Shag November 24, 2004
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completing kaden

A television show produced by a group of teens. It has a fan base throughout the midwest United States, U.K., West Coast and East Coast of Canada, and Australia.
Did you see that last Completing Kaden episode?
by KyleL October 5, 2006
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Gord Complex

Similar to a God Complex but for someone with the name Gord, who begins to refer to themselves as a deity simply because their name is one letter away from both God and Lord.

Often repeating bible versus substituting in Gord for the previously mentioned words.
"Ever since Gord started wearing that robe and quoting from Genesis he's been a real dick"

"I know, his Gord complex is seriously out of hand"
by Gord Almighty October 20, 2011
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Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.
Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.
by Offensively_communist January 10, 2015
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child complex

Some one who acts like a child to a serious stage.
They act like a child, may even talk like one. They're attracted to child clothes and immature genres, like kids movies, toys ect.
Mother: "Sarah, you need to stop with the toys!"
Dad: " Your mothers right, this has to stop, your clothes look stupid for someone your age!"
*Sarah cries and whines*
Sarah: "BUT MUMMMY I LOVE BEING LITTLE, CAN'T YOU SEE?"
Dad: "That's it your getting therapy, your child complex it out of hand!"
by Dolly Maye January 29, 2017
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