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Colonsweater

A kinder and more humorous way to refer to someone as an ass.
Man, Dan is such a colonsweater! He stole my laptop!
by berleef May 9, 2009
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colorology

the art of color.

knowing and experimenting with colors in hair on paper in day to day life.

being awesome.
coloring awesome peoples hair.

my boyfriend owes me a sheep. because of this word.
my hair dresser is a colorologist and studies colorology so i let her test a color on my hair!
by imawesomeandrightsofutodd March 1, 2011
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Color Ignorant

One that doesn't see race or any kind of colors correctly, not due to colorblindness but to a complete lack of awareness or effort to sustain conversations or relationships with other people.
Trevon: Yo, Dave called me a cracker today
Deonte: Oh, what an lazy douche
Trevon: Maybe he's just colorblind
Deonte: Nah, he's color ignorant
by stephencolbertfan March 16, 2011
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Colorado Toothpaste

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.
I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.
by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012
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Colorado Breeze

Smoke from burning or burnt marajuana.
Bro I was walking by the library and caught a whiff of that Colorado breeze.
by CheeseburgerEddie February 11, 2015
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Colossal ass trolling

Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.
One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!
by croc541 September 23, 2014
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Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.
I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.
by Shitler September 3, 2016
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