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colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.
by Colin the chair January 3, 2024
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Colin

Colin is a very sweet person, but if you were to like him he can be a mixed feelings type of guy, if you annoy him he will show it to you without saying it by being dry or kind of rude. Colin is a great friend, he cares for you and will listen to your problems if you need to talk to someone about them he’s the one, don’t loose him tho because you’ll regret it.
“I need a boy to talk to
“Go to Colin he’s the one to talk to for sure
by Hsmsstudent.com January 8, 2024
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Colin

The best boyfriend and friend you could ever ask for. He is sweet, loving, caring and considerate. He always finds a way to make others laugh, even in the toughest of times. Colin goes above and beyond for others and supportive when things don't go so well. He's strong and protective and reliable.
Person 1: Colin is so sweet, he's helping me get through a breakup right now.
Person 2: Same here, he's always been there for me whenever I feel like crying.
by tigretangerine January 8, 2024
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A specific Colin in this universe is a coward. If you’re questioning whether it’s you, it’s likely not. This Colin is a manipulative creature. He doesn’t deserve the light of day because he is a perpetual liar. Colin is also a habitual cheater.
by angry friend January 30, 2024
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National Be Nice To Colin Day

On April 20th it is national Be Nice To Colin Day.
Did you know it’s National Be Nice To Colin Day?
by arkgjaj April 20, 2023
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Colin gazing

The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.
I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.

I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.
by NoNippleHavingGoblin April 22, 2023
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Colin

One of the 3 Alpha gods, Colin is one of the strongest men to ever walk the human earth,
Most Colin’s have an iq from a range of 122-137 and is great and doing workouts, some of the workouts he is great at doing is Pull ups, push-ups, and bench press, Colin is also great at getting girls, Colin is a white man that has a height of around 5’10 to 6’1 which is average height and even though he is not super tall his muscles pay off for it, Colin is one of the 3 alpha gods sitting next to one of the alpha gods which is named either one of these names, Jack, Leo, Andrew, Ronnie, or Shane, And in the history books it says in the 1300s a unknown man named Colin conquered an entire empire all by himself, Overall colin is one of the 3 alpha gods and is great at almost anything.
Person#1 who is that guys doing so many push-ups

Person#2 Oh that’s Colin he is a super cool guy
by Mdkfreft December 1, 2022
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