cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.

I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!

by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockalufagus

Originated from the great snuffalufagus from sesame st. One who enjoys the cock.

Hey cockalufagus the zoo called your due back by noon.

by wallst October 28, 2007

Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010

cockapalooza

N: a Gang bang consisting of more than five men and at least two women one of which must be a little person or shorter than three feet tall.

" Did Jen put out man?"

"Yeah, but it was a cockapalooza.Mike, Jeff, Lary, Ted, and me with her and her little friend Tara"
"Hmm... was it good?"
"Oh hell yeah!"
(fist bump)

by Chupa7hingy August 18, 2010

Cockafanny

A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.

Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!

by pompous pedantic pontificator November 13, 2010

cockatier

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.

You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.

by fronc08 January 23, 2011