When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....
Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro
by Dueses March 29, 2015
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by Greg Now April 13, 2008
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Originating in the most primitive tribes of southern Afria, the clifgriffin is a tool used for "self-pleasure" by both men and women.
But, like pretty much every other word that has anything to do with sex, it can also be used as an insult.
But, like pretty much every other word that has anything to do with sex, it can also be used as an insult.
by Mojosmackwit April 26, 2004
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by SRU09 February 11, 2010
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Cliff hucking, not to be confused with cliff fucking, is the act of jumping off a cliff, drop, or ridge. Cliff hucking is most commonly associated with skiing and snowboarding, but is also sometimes associated with mountain biking. Cliff hucking is a good way to get the adrenaline going and can be dangerous if done incorrectly.
Ski bum 1: Dude, that cliff hucking we did yesterday was totally awesome!
Ski bum 2: Yeah man! That big one must of been at least 40 ft!
Ski bum 2: Yeah man! That big one must of been at least 40 ft!
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