Cheesy Christopher

A homosexual act of fellatio involving rubbing dick cheese around a mans mouth to make a funny mustache.

Dude I gave ron a cheesy christopher last night

by Jojohawk June 2, 2023

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

Christopher

most Christopher's are very caring people but suffer a lot in silent and if you say something little as "You didn't care enough you him" you could possible hurt him a lot so be carful on what you say because one little thing can be bigger than you think. and don't let him suffer because he might have depressed thought's and if you think he is joking on suicidal stuff he isn't

person :I bet you don't what pain is
Christopher: ...
person Christopher?
Christopher: starts crying*

by info holder 2.0 February 28, 2023

christopher

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.

A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!

by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

christopher

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Christopher comes.

by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

christopher

A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.

"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."

by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023

Christopher

Christopher is a very funny guy, when you get to meet this man he can seem strange. But he is very funny, goofy, and extremely sensitive. He is an awesome partner, and will be respectful toward women. He is a soul with a lot of love to give. Christopher has anger issues but that's only when you say rude stuff and talk crap He will also be your forever partner in crime

Cheers to the people out there that are named Christopher

by TheunkownMaker March 15, 2023