by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008
Get the christmas facedmug. someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
Get the Christmas Rapistmug. The top 1% holds far more wealth than bottom 50% combined, we need to summon ghosts of the past, present and future as it is written in the Christmas Carol to scare the shit out of Goldman Sachs so they would give their money back to the community!
by 32121 December 18, 2017
Get the Christmas Carolmug. The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.
I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.
by christmas crash December 7, 2012
Get the Christmas Crashmug. 1. A tree people decorate around Christmas time.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
2.Christmas tree is a song by Lady GaGa, and it is referring to her vagina.
Lady GaGa's Vag.
"The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree."
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
"oh oh oh Christmas,my Christmas tree is delicious"
-Lady GaGa
by MY_CHRISTMASTREE_IS_DELICIOUS December 23, 2009
Get the Christmas Treemug. "Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
" 'Wiccan christmas'? Evan's not Wiccan, he's just a little creep."
by Long-time Wiccan May 7, 2009
Get the wiccan christmasmug. My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.
by Matthias Brown October 19, 2010
Get the Mexican Christmasmug.