chode

a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be

"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"

by nich..? January 12, 2009

chode

a dick fatter than it is long

"wow dude, look at your chode!"
"that chodes one to die for"
"suck my chode!"

by tommboy69 February 6, 2008

chode

The dark skin between the penis and the asshole

You are a chode!

by kwang July 18, 2003

chode

It means a short and fat penis but it could be used to call a friend in a manner not demeaning them.

"Hey chode come here!"
"Whats up chode"

by Mandingo Harrison September 27, 2007

chode

The aread of epidermis between the scrotum and the rectum.
A word used by random people to totally bullshit and cut other people down.
Also a funny ass word.

I was playing tetherball and I got hit in the chode.
Wow Randy, that new video game is chodetastic.
I just had me a great big bowl of honeynut cheerichodes

by Verde August 21, 2006

chode

A short, fat dick.

That Chode ripped Colter's ass.

by ... December 6, 2003

chode

Term used in reference to a piece or pieces of fecal matter that become stuck to a cat or dog's fur, particularly the fur surrounding the animal's anus.This is especially common in old or obese subjects.

The misses and I are constantly arguing over who's turn it is to chase down fluffy in order to remove her chode.

by fishpaw February 24, 2009