chocolate gamer

Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.

Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?

I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.

by Poindexter May 17, 2006

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008

chocolate willipie

A variation of a willipie. When you're having anal sex and you thrust your penis into your partners ass so hard you lodge a turd deep into your foreskin.

I was driving Sally down the Hershey highway and she gave me a chocolate willipie. That girl needs to eat more fiber.

by Schadenfreudesince1981 August 15, 2018

Chocolate castle

When you shit so much that the shit piles up above the water level in the toilet making that shit smell way worse.

Ey man the morning after Thanksgiving I built a chocolate castle

by Boss.man.bing March 1, 2016

Mississippi Chocolate

The act of having diarrhea into some else's mouth, forcing them to swallow it, and then having them vomit the diarrhea back into your anus.

John got really sick after having mississippi chocolate with Betty.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Colorado Chocolate

Reverse cowgirl anal

My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!

by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015