Chili Cook-Off

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 6, 2017

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rose chili pepper

When you go in to smell something and you think it's going to be nice, but to your surprise it stings your nose a little bit.

Hairdresser 1: Would you prefer brown or brunette hair color?
Sorority Girl: Well Becca told me brown is like bad for your skull
Sam: This is narrative this is what people live for this is development no one wants to read.
Damn that's a rose chili pepper

by iwillsitonyourfacebitch May 10, 2016

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Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

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Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.

by Urboipickle April 29, 2022

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Denver chili bowl

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.

In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.

by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007

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