Chandelique

Chandelique is a one a kind woman. If you have a Chandelique in your life keep her!!! Everything about her is amazing, she's sweetest, most beautiful woman on earth. She can be dramatic at times but she do it in a cute and attractive way. Her personality is phenomenal, her looks leaves everyone speechless and she's humble about it.

Chandelique is a woman you love with your whole heart and soul. You give her your all at all times no matter what.

Chandelique is loving

by Unknown... April 14, 2022

Tanzanian Chandelier

The act of repetitive anal plundering through the use of various dildos.

Ah, dude, this Tanzanian Chandelier really made me sore. I can barely even walk and it's been a week since I did it.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.

by Portobello12 July 27, 2016

Chandleer

A woman's earings, often when you hear of a woman's legs hitting the chandleer, it implies you are having sex with her legs to her head for better phallic entry

"When I was banging Jon's sister last night, I made her legs hit the chandleer, and then I nutted on her stomach"

by AndyIsTheMAN May 29, 2007

changelism

An obscure mashup of the words change and socialism created by Barney Frank; Implication that Barrack Obama's plan is what the economy needs; A state of change towards a marxist state;

I do think this is the time for a very important dose of changelism.

by TwilightLink February 27, 2009

Channel Bitch

The person holding the TV remote who is forced to change channels at the whim of others in the room

Hey, be my channel bitch and switch over to the football game. Nevermind, a commercial is on, switch back to Touched by An Angel.

by TisHerself December 23, 2008

Changelator

another word for the tv remote

Give the changelator, i wanna watch football

by Co-stanza February 24, 2010

Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.

Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.

by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011