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dangling chad

1) a testicle
2) an accidentally exposed nut
3) a loser
The vengeful ex-girlfriend took a direct shot at his dangling chad.

You should look into throwing out those pre80s shorts. You're chads, they dangle.

She'll never talk to that dangling chad.
by Foolish Teacher March 23, 2010
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Chad

Chad is a person that everyone blames on. He always gets sick and has hand foot mouth disease. But is very smart in all subjects, usually a tall white guy with brown comb over hair
Hey where is chad.
He is sick
Usual chad
by ZaireZebra October 23, 2018
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Chad

Oh my god oh my god oregano.
what you tell the popo what you're carrying when they pull you over.
and the officer don't say nothing
person A: I swear officer it's just oregano I swear it's not chad
by chadsmoMmma October 18, 2018
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Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
Nick is a huge chad bro.
by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011
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Chad

In the spirit of the English Chav. "Chads" hang out at shopping malls and wear the latest fashions no matter how ridiculous they look. At the time of writing this a "Chad" would be hanging at "Chad Central" (Chadstone shopping centre in Melbourne), or any other suburban Australian shopping mall wearing skin tight denim cut off jeans rolled up above the legs, white Havainian thongs, a pink, lemon, or peach t-shirt, and sporting a Duran Duran haircut.
Just go to Chad Central (Chadstone shopping centre) and look around.
by bunsen burner April 13, 2007
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The Chad Effect

A Chad is a Chad is a Chad, right? Wellll - not so fast.

“The Chad Effect,” was born when a gym bro formed a gym bond with another bro who regularly went with his lads to workout.

Whenever the gym bro sees his bro, he walks over, props him, and acknowledges the existence of the other lads.

NOW - remove the gym bro’s bro from the equation. When the gym bro sees his bro’s lads on their own, he acts as if he does not know them.

Within the same workout, if the bro emerges from the change room and links up with his lads, the gym bro’s amnesia vanishes and he will come over, props his bro, and acknowledge the existence of the others.

Thus…

“The Chad Effect” (phrase) - when a person forgets/ignores - intentionally or unintentionally - another person despite sharing an established mutual connection/friend.
Chris: Yeah, Ariel said, “Invite Jon and Louis and your other buddies,” so fam, you down?

Steven: Hey Sara - guess we’re the ‘other buddies’.

Sara: (single teardrop)

Louis: The

Louis: Chad

Louis: Effect

Louis: …

Louis: (dabs)

The Chad Effect
by Happybb_Sadbb April 20, 2022
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chad the great

Chad the Great, the unstoppable force.

Killer of Joe, Chad the Great stands at a full nine feet tall. His shoulders span four and a half feet wide. He is the worlds perfect man. Any women would be instantly subdued by simply looking at Chad the Great. He has a butt chin that rivals any regular mans butt. He can only be killed by the Gods who created him, but the god would have to sacrifice himself to do so.

He has the most powerful Rickrollmancy (a power associated with names) to ever be seen in the universe. He has drunken the water of Shreksbonyo, and he had gained all the magic to ever exist.

He is the only being know to hold his own against Shaggy.
Chad the Great:

Some God: *Screams and dies*
by Chad_the_Great December 14, 2021
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