captain of windustry

Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.

Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.

Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.

by G-guy May 28, 2010

Captain Zap

Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.

Captain Zap got me FREE long distance!!! YAY!!!

by Stuntman November 2, 2004

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes

Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”

by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004