Swamp Cactus

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"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;

i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;

by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023

cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji

person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "

by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021

Cactus-Pussy

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.

"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."

by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025

cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019

cactus

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.

"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."

by starsforeyes September 11, 2016

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017