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California Eyedrops

The sexual act of ejaculating in a man/woman's eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of semen, aiming for the target's pupils.
1: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of California Eyedrops last night.
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!

california raisins 

Whats left under the foreskin after an uncircumsized guy has anal sex.
When I pulled my dick out of her poop chute I had California raisins all up under my foreskin.

California State University Fullerton

A California State school currently boasting more than 35,000 students. It is located in the Mecca that is Orange County; 5 minutes from Disneyland, 30 minutes from LA, and 25 from the Beaches surrounding Newport. It's most popular majors are Business, Communications, and Fine/Performing Arts.
A Typical day at California State University Fullerton:

What do you want to do for lunch?

Let's go eat at Disneyland!

California Redwood 

When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.

california sunchip 

A california sunchip is the dried up remains after one ejaculates on another's back.
Kyle ate a california sunchip, that queer.
california sunchip by Randall Burns September 20, 2007

california blood bath

when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"
"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."