crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth
That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what
by The big phink January 12, 2019
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Crystal Goyette

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette
by C Goyette May 12, 2023
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Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.
After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.
by Barefoot&boots February 27, 2016
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crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
by Bad C dev November 10, 2024
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lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"
Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!
by JKk070708 June 10, 2014
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Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal
Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.
by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
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