French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.

I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.

by Kuertionary April 22, 2023

oceola cocktail

when you go for kidney stone surgery and the surgeon breaks off the micro camera by accident in your penis you say f*** it check out of the hospital and go to Wawa's and get a b****** while pissing in The Prostitute sticks a stalk of celery up your ass

Oceola cocktail , I was horny after a botched surgery and checked myself out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa's while I was pissing blood

by bean town joker June 28, 2018

Cocktail Slide

Pouring the ingredients of a cocktail into a partners vagina, then fucking them. Afterwards, pouring it into a glass and partaking

Had a cocktail slide last night. Needed more gin however

by ScrubMasterFTW October 3, 2021

Jim jones cocktail

Covid shot

That Jim Jones cocktail isn’t a vaccine

by EvilXY March 3, 2022

Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.

Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

by whamola99 August 16, 2021

Mazeltov cocktail

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail

“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.

by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

hippie cocktails

Drinking coffee and smoking weed

The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.

by Joeytwofingers June 23, 2015