dip your chip

To masturbate
Verb form (Dipping your chip)
Also Known as: Rubbing your Chub, Stripping your tip, and Stroking Your Goat.

"Man, Someone told me you like to dip your chip in the boys bathroom."

by Ricky D May 25, 2006

chip

being instructed to run, leave quickly

yo! u best chip now or ya gettin a beatin

by Mack-S12 March 7, 2009

Chip

A "bih ah dih" (big ass dick)

That guy has a chip!!

by ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 22, 2009

Bingo Chip

It's an asshole, you asshole.

Hey, jim-bob, look up my bingo chip 'ere an see if you can find my brother Steve.

by Jim Bob March 25, 2004

Chip thong

Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'

by N@than December 30, 2005

Chip and Skip

6' tall dungbeetles from Joe Murray's animated show, Camp Lazlo.

Edward; Look Chip and Skip, Mr. Freezybreeze will be our ticket to a good night sleep.

Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.

by E. Man August 17, 2006

chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

by dave simko December 9, 2008