Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

max chat

What a cock womble says when they pretend they are busy.

i can't help at the moment, i'm at max chat.

by maxchatting September 23, 2018

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

giga chat

When you try to say gigachad but get autocorrected

Guy 1: man that guy is such a giga chat
Guy 2: don’t you mean gigachad?
Guy 1: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect

by anonymous October 27, 2022

chitty chat

A chitty chat is a cute cat. The word is derived fom a combination of the english "kitty cat" and the french word "chat" ʃa, which means cat. Despite the french origin, the "chat" part of this word is pronounced like the english word "chat".

Look, over there, that's a cute chitty chat. Come here, chitty chat! pspspspspspps

by Kant0sh October 13, 2022

hello chat

a gif of literally anything that says "hello chat", usually sent in a discord server

person 1: Hello chat
person 2: Hello chat

by friskat3am_ May 25, 2022

Chatting macca

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth

“Matt said he never farted off Thommo”

“Nahhhh, he did. He’s chatting macca”

by Edgy word March 16, 2022