A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022

by beth.hamelin May 19, 2018

He has knowledge of demons, corny, he calls his girlfriend. He is religious, but not in a bad way, he's one of the good ones. His faith gives you faith. He wears glasses sometimes. He can't cook, but he can clean.
by Deejohn September 3, 2023

by My yee 2 March 15, 2021

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.
by Csprings May 31, 2023

That girl who is a prude at school and always doing that weird prayer thing with the head and chest. Take that girl and give them a shot of communion wine and a Nicki Minaj karaoke set and watch them resurrect into their new self. Sister Margaret will not be pleased.
by your average cathlicorn December 4, 2017

1. A group of young men who constantly journey towards taking back the Holy Land.
2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.
2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.
by GCB9 December 3, 2017
