Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
by bukkakeface February 05, 2010
An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
stephen colbert and Canada's History
by thecrackensir February 05, 2010
My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
by rorytony February 05, 2010
by jamsickle February 05, 2010
A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
by FreakinWeekend February 05, 2010
by Gregg Brown February 05, 2010
Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 05, 2010