Bui

When a person wears a baseball hat with the bill pointing upwards and cocked to one side in an unsuccessful attempt to garner a bit of street cred and/or style points.
Mike got a new Warriors hat and was in full bui-mode at the all hands meeting last week.
by Leiflet March 3, 2023
mugGet the Buimug.

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.
Hey bro, im buying criminality
by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021
mugGet the im buying criminalitymug.

buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.
Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
mugGet the buy-polarmug.
On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii
by notageekr July 6, 2024
mugGet the National Buy Malakhii something daymug.

buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren
me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)
by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024
mugGet the buy borrow diemug.

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
mugGet the Buy your mom an iPhonemug.

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.
"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."
by Peter The May 15, 2016
mugGet the Best buyedmug.

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