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buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies
Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league
by Sgfreed July 28, 2023
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I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
I can buy you once but I can sell you twice
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
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Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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buy bananas

Announcing to someone that you need to poop.

A post on Reddit in the TIFU reddit on 5th august 2019 titled "TIFU by not paying attention to my wifes bathroom usage." is the origin of this term.
by Swooch August 6, 2019
mugGet the buy bananasmug.

buy buy baby

A good store for saying buy buy baby
We are going to buy buy baby
I was hoping to go there
by guacardo April 19, 2021
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July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024
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boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.
When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.
by sb2008 February 8, 2018
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