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Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
by William W. March 13, 2007
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Plug Butter

The amalgamation of feces and semen created during a vigorous plugging and plunging of the bunghole during anal sex.
She was hot AF and let me take her ass to pound town but she gave me a nasty case of plug butter. I almost gagged.

I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Butter Gumping

The act of slapping a females ass with a ping pong paddle slathered in butter.
I butter gumped that big ass.
I would like to be butter gumping her later!
by Stymie84 April 27, 2021
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Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019
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Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
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butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.
We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.
by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014
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Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
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