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Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
by William W. March 13, 2007
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Butter Jerk

Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.

Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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DooDoo Butter

DooDoo Butter is what people say when they get very pissed off at a game, Any game, But they dont wanna swear so they just say DooDoo Butter instead
Ethan: Oh my god! This game is such DooDoo Butter!
Salem: I cant disagree with that.
by Typical Gamecard January 26, 2021
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butter buttfuck

When you do hard anal with a fat chick from Boston.
Oh man I had great butter buttfuck last night, it caused a nuclear cumsplosion.
by II-killiwon-II February 24, 2017
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Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
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Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.
by Rydux July 12, 2016
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Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019
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