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Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.
*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳
by big butt big personality February 8, 2015
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Pocket Buddy

A small sized human friend that fits in your pocket. Usually someone so adorable that you just want to shrink them down and keep them.
Brianna: Oh my gosh, Leo is so cute! I just want to have him as a pocket buddy!
by BrockBryan April 26, 2014
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Exit buddy

A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.
"Do you have your exit buddy?"
by Flippers de Foxx December 25, 2017
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Buddy crush

A crush that you have for your best girl/boy friend. You usually can't help it, and it can be torture if you dont want to tell them. Could result in an amazing relationship, or a one way ticket into friendship cove.
hey you were totally checking her out, thought she was your best friend?
she is, thats the problem
lol, BUDDY CRUSH.
by drnoballs19 October 21, 2012
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bus buddy

Hey do you want to be my bus buddy
Sure when do we shag
by The sickest minded guy August 14, 2016
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Morning Buddy

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with
Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime
by M4H4 July 8, 2020
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masterbation buddy

A person who you text about masterbating while masterbating while they masterbate too.
Jon is my masterbation buddy. He texts me when he masterbates so that i will materbate too.
by karactre August 26, 2014
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