Brad

a guy you absolutely hate and dont want to be friends with anymore but they keep bothering you,.

SHut the fuck up brad i dont like you anymore. FUcking FAg.

by SUn penis wanker December 9, 2019

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude

“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”

by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018

Busy As Brad

To be busier than any other human on Earth, meaning sometimes you have to work as late as 10:30pm. To be busier than Brad is impossible.

Mate... I'm that busy at the moment you could say I'm as 'Busy as Brad'.

Really? You must have a bit on!
Yeah flat out mate...

by bradbusy August 22, 2019

Brad The Bull

An alpha stud who runs shit.

The man in charge.

That guy over there in the Cullinan is a real Brad the Bull.

That’s some serious Brad the Bull shit right there.

by Notorious Seed July 10, 2023

Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.

"Don't be a brad"

by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020

brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess

by Rus44035 January 29, 2018