bloody hell

an exclamation of surprise

"Oh, what the bloody hell now?!" -Wilford Warfstache

by Opal Osher September 17, 2016

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Bloody hell

What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.

Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.

by zydezu March 26, 2021

Bloody Mary

When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.

My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.

by Horsepowerrr October 23, 2019

bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

by tom cut May 11, 2008

bloody cookie

The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean

The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus

He is such a bloody cookie

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

A bloody-jungle

This is a sexual position that involves a male or female who is proforming oral sex on a heavily menstruating sexual partner. While eatting out your bloody babe you allow your mouth to fill with menstrual blood then you tilt your head back and gargle the blood while beating you chest like Tarzan!

Please wash the sheets today. It looks like a bloody-jungle in here!

by Ray Sissome January 18, 2020