The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean
The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus
The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus
by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
by tom cut May 11, 2008

by White flame853 December 21, 2010

A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.
She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!
by Craxd1 December 4, 2013

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.
by Marylicious2014 September 24, 2011

an exclamation of surprise
by Opal Osher September 17, 2016

by Blood Daddy May 10, 2017
