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pop bible

typically refers to pop musical records that revolutionized the pop genre, won record-setting awards and feats, or features the biggest hits of the musician that released it; or it could be all three. Pop bibles are meant to represent what it means to create a truly perfect and iconic pop album.

some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.
I never realized how big Taylor Swift's 1989 was, surely a pop bible.
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bust that bible open

sapnap: hey mamas, bust that bible open
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B.O. Bobble Bizzle

Term to define the most degenerate, ruthless, midget that terrorizes people and smob's smut like it is his job.
The B.O. Bobble Bizzle was at it again when he told Rich to go fuck himself.
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bible

Of course I'm gonna reread the Bible! That book is one of the best out there.
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the bible

NOT the word of God. Just a clever work of fiction that Christian cults take literally.
Smarter people ignor the bible because most of it is clearly not true.
However, who would disagree with the 10 Commandments? Just because God didn't send them down from heaven doesn't mean its OK to kill, steal, ect.
The smartest people of all understand that and learn to look at the bible symbolically. For example, "hell" is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, while "heaven" is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace.
I, being one of these brilliant people, don't live a good life because I'm afraid of appearing in a fiery pit after I die, it just feels right. One of the greatest people that ever walked the Earth had an understanding similar to this- here is John Lennon's view on God:
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." Well said, John. Well said.
christian: I talk to God every day.

atheist: Does he talk back?

christian: Yes, through the bible.

atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?

christian: Yes

atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
by Jim Steele September 9, 2008
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The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
by jfq June 16, 2008
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Bible

Bible - a collection of books by many authors, written over many centuries. Describes the spiritual experiences of people who came from many different backgrounds and religious traditions. Often mocked by people who have never read it. Often treasured by people who have read it.
The Bible is not one book; it is a collection of many books written by many authors over many centuries.
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