banana kink

when someone shoves a banana up your ass, vagina, or both. :-)

someone shoves a banana up your booty "UGH YES DADDY HARDER"

basically what banana kink is use protection kids

by i dont have a life July 18, 2016

banana fucking

The act of cutting a plantain to the length of your dick, extrtacting the contents from the peel, and FUCKING it

P1: My GF went on a trip tonight, so once she left, I restarted an old guilty pleasure...
P2: Oh?
P1: I did some banana fucking.
P2: You need help, bruh.

by Doctor Fucker January 29, 2017

Banana God

The Belief of that there is a great banana in the sky looking down at you!

Belief In the Banana God !

by Waiting Ninja March 11, 2018

Rotten Banana

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.

That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!

by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

Velvet Bananas

a beautiful but horrifying spongebob fanfiction, 10/10 would recommend reading it

"Hey have you read velvet bananas? If you haven't you got to, it's the next big fic."

by fanficgirl January 16, 2014

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012