broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

Rotten Banana

When the facade of an Asian-American peels off and they’re exposed for being whitewashed race-traitors that live to serve the White Man.

That filthy Rotten Banana is mocking his heritage to make his westerner friends laugh!

by Larry-jellyfolds September 30, 2023

Banana God

The Belief of that there is a great banana in the sky looking down at you!

Belief In the Banana God !

by Waiting Ninja March 11, 2018

Velvet Bananas

a beautiful but horrifying spongebob fanfiction, 10/10 would recommend reading it

"Hey have you read velvet bananas? If you haven't you got to, it's the next big fic."

by fanficgirl January 16, 2014

Banana power

When you eat a banana there is slight chance to gain the “banana power”
This does absolutely nothing except make you feel like a banana.

-Hey dude you want a banana?
-*eats banana*
-So did you lik-
-BANANA POWERRRRRRRR

by IAteHerMelon May 6, 2020

Music Bananas

A alternative name for cutest danganronpa ship aka Hiyobuki.

Person 1: I ship Music Bananas

Person 2: wh-

by DrDoom42 May 25, 2021

Spiked banana

A spiked banana is an uncircumcised cock

Did u know Rick has a spiked banana?

No, but I guess it is #notrim

by Dylan Norman Maxedon October 25, 2017