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Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.
Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.
by Coprophobia July 25, 2011
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mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts
When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits
by tweetie bird August 9, 2009
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Hot Air Balloon

n.
1. Sexual maneuver in which the female breathes in one of the male's farts and holds it. The male then ejaculates into her mouth. Then, using the previously inhaled flatulence, the female proceeds to blow a bubble.
-I gave your mom a hot air balloon. Last night.
-Oh really? What is that, huh?
by PedroGibbons May 6, 2008
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the hot air balloon

To inflate another's cheeks with one's fart.
If this chick doesn't shut up I'm going to give her the hot air balloon.
by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011
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Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.
Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!
by BoogieFlake June 19, 2018
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Raspberry Queef Balloon

When someone blows a raspberry into your v*gina which causes you to queef
She wouldn’t stop blowing raspberries last night. I was like a raspberry queef balloon
by sud June 27, 2020
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Netflix balloon binge

A word for when you binge watch on Netflix thinking there are only a couple of episodes left only to discover there are many more seasons. "Balloon" refers to a balloon payment on a loan where you pace yourself then have a large amount due all at once at the end.
I was binge watching Breaking Bad on Netflix last weekend when I discovered there were 3 more seasons I hadn't realized existed. My Friday binge watch turned into a weekend long Netflix balloon binge.
by CLS 8888 May 3, 2016
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