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IM VENGEANCE IM JUSTICE IM... THE BATMAN YOULL NEVER RUN AWAY NIGGLER
by donquavius bartholemew VII March 16, 2022
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The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.
Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.
by Givenone March 05, 2014
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A superhero who wears a red and blue suit that got bitten by a radioactive spider and know he has cancer from the radiation and can’t be a superhero anymore
Man I used to love Batman, then he got cancer
by Rat Regent is an awesome name February 27, 2025
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When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.
I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night
by cr3my testicle July 30, 2021
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A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.
Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.
by _(:| 」∠)_ February 11, 2016
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An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.
Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman
by Matthew Cameron July 20, 2008
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My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself
Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had
by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021
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