A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
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Joe: So how was it?
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.
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