crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

Stump-burner

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt

Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now

by Summer&Batman July 1, 2021

Bunsen Burner

The burning sensation left behind after a man has sex with a fork so intensely and fast it leaves her vagina radiating heat.

Joe: So how was it?
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.

by WebsterOfLies December 21, 2017

12 lead burners

Bullets or Ammo

12 lead burners are a glamorous word for ammo or bullets. I'm stocked on 12 lead ass burners for hunting season. We're going to the gun range, did you grab the lead burners?

by Chumie December 2, 2020

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

belt burner

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.

-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."

-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."

by Respectable June 17, 2010

Squad of Burners

A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rot — internet terrorist on steroids.

“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025